The TPS Report

De-Sen-Si-Ti-Za-Tion...

Ya' know! For kids!
 

we need to train a generation of killers in preparation for the next red dawn, this time on the opposite coast, from China
 

But Dad I've trained for this. I've got a clear shot. Let me take it. He's only a Toys-R-Us employee. No one will miss him.

I need to see the pink mist!
 

"Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf sniper!"

...yea....no....it just doesn't have the same ring to it.