The TPS Report

Call on Me

2007-12-27T23:20:00.001-08:00

You're welcome ;)

I give

2007-12-15T14:16:00.001-08:00

And I give.

Into the silence.

Bringing it back

2007-12-14T09:39:00.001-08:00

The moon rulez

2007-08-19T22:23:00.000-07:00

A slightly nicer car.

July

2007-08-11T07:59:00.000-07:00

Hey kids...

2007-08-06T18:06:00.000-07:00

Get stoned and drive!

Storm Trooper Hooker

2007-08-06T13:10:00.000-07:00

Almost SFW.

FWTF

2007-08-03T20:28:00.001-07:00

I hang out with Brent too much

2007-08-01T09:15:00.000-07:00

I'm all up in ur Facebooks

2007-07-30T11:45:00.001-07:00

Stealin ur identitez!

And now, your moment of zen

2007-07-20T12:42:00.001-07:00

Doolin's Saturday

2007-07-19T21:39:00.000-07:00

Get there before you can't get in...drinks on Saba...because I said so.

Anna's movin' on up

2007-07-17T16:33:00.000-07:00

...to the Van City to go to school and she's looking for a place to rent. So if anyone knows of someone looking for a room mate or an apartment opening up post it!

Fanx.

Seen backstate at the Hip concert

2007-07-13T10:10:00.000-07:00

Awesome

2007-07-12T13:11:00.001-07:00

Go team, Go!

2007-07-06T21:26:00.001-07:00

Go team, Go!, originally uploaded by Office Glen.

Everyone thought that Geoff was in a wedding party and buying cherries last weekend, but the real truth is that he was trying out for the Elks Cheerleading Squad.

Unfortunately a 69 year old war veteran beat him out of the head cheerleading position. Not willing to settle for second best, Geoff is now back home at the sweat shop in Vancouver.

Better luck next year Geoff.

Food porn of the day

2007-07-04T14:37:00.000-07:00

Fresh Okanagan cherries find their way into Sangria.

Party

2007-06-29T16:50:00.000-07:00

Its on!

See you saturday.. my cell is 778-828-8351. Bring ladies as per usual.

Finally...

2007-06-29T14:54:00.000-07:00

Something Saba can really get into for the next taste party.

Critical MASS

2007-06-28T13:13:00.001-07:00

Roll out the wheels boys, and lets get critical, CRITICAL MASS!! Its bike month and this should be the largest ride of the year, hope to see 3000 wheels. Single guys & girls or just cheaters, from my past experience there'll be loads of cute girls with nice rides and 27 inch rims.

Meet at the back of the Art Gallery tomorrow (it'll be obvious) @ 5:30, ride starts @ 6:00. After party starts @9 at the ANZA Club (West 8th at the Ontario Bike Route), you can meet that lady you were eying there.

If you want to meet at my place first and drink some beers, let me know.

http://www.bikesexual.org/cm/home.htm (see the blog on the bottom left)

Let the body stacking begin.

2007-06-28T11:45:00.000-07:00

Word on the street is we might have a little shin-dig on Saturday... still in discussions with roomates. If you are around keep your schedules open... sorry so late.. can't give the pigs the upper hand.

I'll verify by friday.

I'm developing man-love for Captain Slow

2007-06-27T11:56:00.000-07:00

171 feet in a Subaru

2007-06-26T19:57:00.000-07:00

Your move, Brent.

A great spublic peaker....

2007-06-24T16:12:00.000-07:00

the imotence of proofreading videos, the imotence of proofreading downloads, the imotence of proofreading movies on StupidVideos: "

L.A. Noire

2007-06-22T12:31:00.000-07:00

Sexy!

http://www.rockstargames.com/lanoire/splash.html

Bike art in TO

2007-06-21T17:13:00.000-07:00

How to create your own bike lane

Email of the day

2007-06-12T13:26:00.000-07:00

"Subject: Eddie Money Calls On Fans To Stop Internet Piracy

HOLLYWOOD, CA--(June 12, 2007) - Rock legend Eddie Money has joined with other musicians and stars of the new teen music TV drama, "Grand Strand," in a campaign against illegal Internet filesharing of music and movies."

Because if there's one voice the audience of teen music TV dramas will listen to, it's... uhhh.... Eddie Money.

Now that Geoff has the wheel...

2007-06-11T10:52:00.000-07:00

We will have to balance our electrolytes.

Best breakdance fight... ever

2007-05-16T09:39:00.000-07:00

Ash covers Duran Duran

2007-05-14T11:51:00.000-07:00

Ride

2007-05-10T10:47:00.000-07:00

Saturday morning, SFU. Time to be determined.

Facebook friends welcome.

Popcorn Workers Lung

2007-05-09T22:47:00.000-07:00

I knew microwave popcorn was bad for you. I just never knew how bad.

Not better than Johnny's cover... but close...ish

2007-05-03T13:25:00.001-07:00

I'm down with the, er, hip hop

2007-04-30T09:57:00.001-07:00

Taste party

2007-04-25T21:56:00.000-07:00

Saturday. Late afternoon. All the usual food snob rules apply.

Bring it.

And, perhaps, comment with what will be, er, brought... to avoid duplication.

Make your own Mooninite

2007-04-17T09:24:00.000-07:00

Let production begin!.

Homer would approve.

2007-04-13T13:17:00.000-07:00

Deep-fried Butter Balls. Yup.

So it goes.

2007-04-12T09:16:00.000-07:00

Project Trojan!

2007-04-11T12:54:00.001-07:00

Oh well....

2007-04-10T16:38:00.000-07:00

*sigh*

This will be the only time I post anything Alanis-related

2007-04-02T20:46:00.001-07:00

Ride

2007-03-30T00:28:00.000-07:00

Saturday. Bottom of SFU. 11am. Pumps will be provided.

For those of you who know or care.

2007-03-29T10:01:00.000-07:00

I ran into big black Jon yesterday. Apparently Anthr-x Mike in a copywriter in Hong Kong. Obviously.

Peter, Bjorn and John

2007-03-23T13:49:00.000-07:00

They're playing at the Commodore on May 12th. Anyone else interested?

http://www.peterbjornandjohn.com

More Riding

2007-03-21T14:18:00.000-07:00

I can't ride on this Saturday, but I can do Sunday. So Shore on Sunday which mountain? May I suggest Fromme!! Upper and Lower oil can. Lets Carpool!

For the next gamez0r night...

2007-03-21T10:58:00.001-07:00

I'm stading in line already.

2007-03-20T12:27:00.000-07:00

New Arctic Monkeys

2007-03-14T13:04:00.001-07:00

Ride

2007-03-13T11:18:00.001-07:00

Saturday. AM. SFU. Rain or shine.

Prepare yourselves

2007-03-08T14:50:00.003-08:00

A Veyron being born

2007-03-08T14:50:00.001-08:00

A Veyron Dieing

2007-03-08T14:38:00.000-08:00

Never lend your Veyron to your brother.

The new Trons

2007-03-05T18:49:00.000-08:00

And Imelda gets another pair of shoes.

ATHF Movie Poster

2007-03-04T19:11:00.000-08:00

I just wanted to say

2007-03-04T11:48:00.000-08:00

Cockfight.

It's like motivation only you can't control it.

2007-02-26T13:19:00.000-08:00

This is why we should all live in California.

2007-02-20T10:47:00.000-08:00

Man Love Rules

2007-02-14T12:30:00.000-08:00

Get it while you can..

Yeeha!!

Fools

2007-02-14T09:25:00.000-08:00

They took them out of the box! Minty freshness ruined.

Presenting Anna's Embrace

2007-02-12T11:00:00.001-08:00

At a loss for words

2007-02-08T21:11:00.000-08:00

EV'RYBODY GET DOWN IT'S A

2007-02-08T13:11:00.000-08:00

Do you have change for..wan...million..dollars?

2007-02-07T10:39:00.000-08:00

The Royal Canadian Mint is planning to stamp out a $1-million coin.

"Coin experts say it would likely be made of gold, be the size of a pizza and be extremely heavy. "

Nice.

Finally, Saba

2007-02-07T00:03:00.000-08:00

... your years of Ebay sniping will pay off.

And now

2007-01-31T23:56:00.000-08:00

Your moment of zen.

Now with bonus enlightenment.

Superbowl

2007-01-30T11:36:00.000-08:00

And taste party. Sunday. My place.

But as always, there's a catch--you need to show up with food. Good food. Brent will be rocking the deep fryer with all manner of battered goodness, and I'll be doing things in an oven. With bacon.

Think of this as Iron Chef, but with no secret ingredient or time limit. You can bring something you've already made, or cook here, but if you show up with chips and store-bought dip, we will feed you to Giada De Laurentiis' giant alien head.

And unless they're integrated into some sort of salad, the simple act of cutting fruits and vegetables and laying them on a plate doesn't count. We're food snobs, dammit.

Easy recipes can be provided for those who don't have cable, and thus cannot watch the food network.

Listening tests

2007-01-25T13:21:00.000-08:00

Scheduled for 6ish, Sunday, January 28. Come one, come all, and let me use your ears for profit.

Adult refreshments will be provided. Put any requests in the comments.

If you don't know, now you know part 2

2007-01-22T23:23:00.000-08:00

Sat Feb 10
Chill Winston
3 Alexander St Gastown
8:30ish

Official end of my t-shirt and shoe collecting days of my 20's.

Let me know if you can come in the comments.

If you don't know, now you know

2007-01-17T20:28:00.000-08:00

Fri night: yaggers - food, drink etc

then:

Serendipity @ the Annex 307 West Cordova Street (kitty-corner to the Cambie) Steven Chapman & J Levis Downtempo/ Triphop/ Tapas Bar 9-pm Till Late

where Jason will be djing.

Capital T in the Van.Ci.T

2007-01-17T17:33:00.000-08:00

Hey guys,

So, I know I only email you when I am planning to come to Vancouver…oh well, at least I’m consistent..

Anyways, it looks like I will be hitting your fine city for a bit of a visit from Jan 30^th to Feb 4^th, and I was hoping you gentleman might be kicking around. This time my friend Stacey will be coming with me as well. We’ll be staying at a hotel downtown over the weekend, so maybe we could figure something out then…

Take it easy,

Tara

Halpert to Direct.

2007-01-17T12:22:00.000-08:00

Ben Gibbard, lead singer from The Postal Service and Death Cab for Cutie, is playing a part in a movie to be directed by John Krasinski, who plays Halpert in The Office.

Could be good.

Free beer

2007-01-16T09:38:00.000-08:00

But you have to sit through a few hours of listening tests. The time has come again to test some sound cards, and I need impartial ears for an evening of sitting on your ass listening to things.

Will be set up to do this later this week or over the weekend. A wide variety of beverages will be provided for your enjoyment. And dancing girls. Well, mostly just beverages.

Any takers?

But what if the bear has a gun?!?

2007-01-15T13:15:00.000-08:00

I can't explain it.

I just love this guy.

I think it's because he never lets reality stand in his way. That and he's Canadian.

All kinds of awesome

2007-01-09T18:04:00.001-08:00

Bloc Party

2007-01-09T13:46:00.000-08:00

Orpheum. March 12. Booyakasha.

Nerdcore, yo

2007-01-08T13:26:00.001-08:00

Dear Colin...

2007-01-07T22:50:00.000-08:00

Today is the International Day for the MentallyDisabled. Please send an encouraging message to a mentally retarded friend--as I have just done for you. Just thought I'd let your retarded ass know I don't mind being your friend. I don't care if you lick windows, forget to wear your pants, or occasionally shit yourself. I still really enjoy doing stuff with you. You always get us those goodparking spots right by the door. You hang in there little buddy because you are doing great! You are special, so keep trying!Have a great day!

mushrooms and waterfalls

2007-01-05T14:34:00.000-08:00

This past New Year’s Eve I tried chocolate for the very first time. Except it wasn’t normal chocolate – it was the good kind…. the kind riddled small bits of fungus. Since I was a fungus virgin, I opted to take half a chocolate which supposedly contained only about ¼ gram. Initially I thought this wouldn’t be enough but I eventually found out this would be sufficient, especially after factoring in the weed and the booze I was simultaneously consuming.

As the evening progressed, I got louder. I tend to do that when I drink - my voice increases several decibels and I talk a lot more. Alcohol – check.

On the television, we watched some funky colour patterns which corresponded to the music we were listening to. At first I thought to my self this was the stuff that stoners find highly entertaining. About 15 minutes later I thought it was the coolest thing – how the music and the images coupled and interacted together. When I commented on my observations, people laughed. And I laughed. And then I forgot why I was laughing. Weed – check.

The next thing I know, we’re riding on a bus. I don’t know where we’re going but I’m pretty sure we’re heading north towards town. But something wasn’t right and I was not feeling good. Perhaps it was some numbness from the rigid seats and several days worth of bike riding but my ass wasn’t quite right. It felt like there was water running down my backside and down my leg. I wanted to check my leg – discretely of course – and placed our backpack (full of liquor) from my lap to the seat next to me. Saba noticed and responded “congratulations for figuring that out” recalling the pack’s weight. Our group laughed and I faked it but was freaking out because I had to find out if I had really encountered a case of the runs or if I was simply wigging out due to the foreign substances. But the water continued to flow down my leg and panic set in. Surely if I had the runs, it would smell and those around me would smell it too. “This is the longest bus ride EVER…” Geoff announces because of the lengthy bus ride - seemingly prolonged by of his influenced mental state. But I was certain he was referring to the stink. I wiped beads of sweat from my brow and looked out the window to see we were close to my house. I strategized and made plans to check myself out and rang the bell to get off at the next stop – discretely of course, except Anna noticed but thankfully didn’t say anything. I had to get off the bus quickly in a way that they wouldn’t notice the waterfall stains on my pants which I was 70% convinced existed and couldn’t take any chances. As soon as the bus stopped, I told the group I would meet them at the party, and made a b-line for the door as fast as I could. I took the alley to my house – walking along the sidewalk was too risky, especially if I ran into one of my neighbourhood friends. How could I explain my circumstances to them!? I burst into my apartment and dropped my drawers…. dry like the Sahara. Mushrooms – check.

Happy Friday Ya'll!

2007-01-05T08:54:00.000-08:00

Skin is so last season.

2007-01-03T14:50:00.000-08:00

Anyone want to go to Body Worlds with me on Saturday Jan 13

Comatose girls everwhere

2007-01-01T14:53:00.000-08:00

We salute you.

It's a good thing

2006-12-29T09:45:00.001-08:00

Saba rolls 20s.

WTLWing myself!?!

2006-12-22T19:28:00.000-08:00

And the shirt it inspired.

New transformers trailer

2006-12-20T09:35:00.000-08:00

Dear god.

Boost Mobile - Where you at dawg?

2006-12-18T10:36:00.000-08:00

Due to the tremendous success of my promotional tour of LA for Version last year (the "I got the whole city behind me" tour) I have again been hired to increase youth awareness of their latest urban communication service, "Where you at dog?"

The marketing style will be grassroots and viral.

Have you guys heard about blogs?

Just remember two words

2006-12-17T07:26:00.000-08:00

On the Must Watch movie list get added "The Aristocrats" Vulgar, funny, and insightful. A trifecta for a documentary if you ask me

Remember the greatness that was. That is. That forever will be.

2006-12-13T12:58:00.000-08:00

New Bloc Party

2006-12-12T11:49:00.000-08:00

Robots is funny

2006-12-11T12:44:00.000-08:00

or "My demos don't look so bad now"

Anyone wanna go halfsies?

2006-12-08T13:49:00.000-08:00

I'm all up in your blog post, editing your htmls.

World of Warcraft rips Office Space (can they do that?)

2006-12-07T17:24:00.000-08:00

Is it just me

2006-12-07T11:38:00.000-08:00

Or is this the saddest transformer you've ever seen? Sad, perhaps, because more and more it looks like this movie is going to suck.

Ok Brent...

2006-12-04T19:28:00.000-08:00

We need to use your car for something.

Quality requires no explanation.

2006-12-04T13:20:00.000-08:00

Friday. Stella.

2006-12-04T09:46:00.000-08:00

Belgian beer. Frites. Commercial drive relevance.

All your pizza are belong to me

2006-12-02T17:57:00.000-08:00

My own private Numero Uno.

Yes, that is Cap.

No wait, it's gets better

2006-11-27T23:27:00.000-08:00

Took two and a half hours to skytrain and bus to the airport.
Arrived too late to board.
Standby for later flight.
Six minute connection Chicago to Atlanta.
Checked bag didn't make it.
Missed the other guys with the two rental cars.
$85 cab ride.

No tools. No clothes. No toothbrush.

Awesome.

Let's see what tomorrow brings.

Dashing in the snow...

2006-11-26T16:03:00.000-08:00

Gears of War marathon

2006-11-24T11:30:00.000-08:00

Tonight.

More guns, less zombies

2006-11-20T14:39:00.000-08:00