The TPS Report

If this is for your birthday then we gotta postpone it. Seriously.

If this is just the first of several interventions to try to deal with your urges to buy shoes based on movies that nobody saw, then I'll make it to the next one.
 

Oh wait. Nevermind. I just learnt how to read.

I believe it's fundamental.
 

Come, meet the "other friends" in one gigantic clash!
 

I will be Unicron, consumer of worlds, and destroy all your other circles as they arrive, one by one.

Your friends will run to try to get away only to meet larger groups running from all other directions.

Stunned, they will finally realize that their entire planet is being devoured.

Also my lips will not move when I speak.
 

I'll be there, of course. If only because Saba must now wear a tshirt with a unicorn on it to the event.
 

I believe your reading comprehension may be a little off. He ought to be repping a Unicron t-shirt not some horned horse shirt.
 

Unicron riding a unicorn.

Beeeeeooowww!!!!!1
 

i don't read, i just write
 

I'll be there tonight - on time for a change...