The TPS Report

I would have voted for more Zombies and fewer guns.

Oh, no wait! Zombies with guns! That shoot Zombies out of them! Into other Zombies that become...no...I can't even imagine it....YES...Super Ultra Mega Zombie!
 

zombie
 

braaaains
 

I'd like to add that I feel the current hysteria around this, as yet unidentified, disease is over blown.

I myself was bitten just yesterday while examining a subject and other than expected swelling around the site I have suffered no ill effects.

I think the key is.

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I think they key is for everyone to just stay calm.

In these times, although our character is...tested, our...humanity...remains...br..ains?...brains!
BRAINS! RAWRGRR! GNRRAWWWWWWWW! BRAINS!!!