The TPS Report

"...While marijuana and video games has been a popular combination for years..."

Why was I not informed of this earlier?

Imagine how many unlocks I would have had by now!
 

Imagine how much better you'd be at table tennis!
 

I need to stop drinking. Can anyone recommend some other recreational habit for me?

And why didn't they just call it Rockstar Super-Ping Pong? must be the pong trademark -I hear I need to check this game out.
 

Haha. I just got my paystub.

"EFFECTIVE THIS PAY PERIOD YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR EI STATUTORY ANNUAL LIMIT"

I'm catching up Saba! only 4 months behind you now. "Must be nice."
 

I really don't know where this story started. I think we all reach that maximum around the same time.

If you haven't tried ping pong you should. Iss coo'

Oh, hey, MacKay just saw the BSG pilot. Good stuff. Now he just has two seasons to get through before October.
 

Table Tennis pwns. I have a feeling that all the, er, pros, prefer to call it table tennis rather than ping pong. Tennis is a real sport, I guess, and pong is, well, pong.