The TPS Report

Would you prefer to be referred to as the man, or da man?
 

Nice.

The Metric concert and the Chambar reservations in one weekend....

wait for it....


WAIT for it....


BEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
 

Benji can you add one more to the reservation?
 

Benji how dressed up do we have to be for Chambar?
 

Did Jenny just get up and leave for a couple of days, or was she here the whole time?
 

unable to increase reservation to 5 people. however if something comes up they will call me. i will post updates as they become available.

you can pretty much wear whatever you want. jeans are fine.
 

No I'm just going to make her wait outside. I'm sure it'll be fine.
 

Make sure you tie her leash to a post so she doesn't run away.

Damn, was that even appropriate? Probably not.
 

It's nice that someone else can be inappropriate for a change. Share the burden.
 

I have to practice, since you won't be there. Someone will have to fill the void of inappropriateness.

And brent will have to bust out some pimp shoes to fill that gap in the evening. He's the only one with a shot in hell of matching the Smurfs.
 

Yea I just talked ot Brent, I'm out. I suggest replacing me with a girl.

And I don't mean just for the dinner. I mean in any situation where I am present, I think it would be better if a girl, any girl, were there instead.